Just Fur Fun: Cat Quotes

If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.  

--  Anonymous

 

Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.

-- Unknown

 

Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.

--Dave Platt

 

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.

--Bruce Graham

 

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.

--Anonymous

 

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

--Anonymous

 

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

--Jeff Valdez

 

In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.

--English proverb

 

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.

--Ellen Perry Berkeley

 

One cat just leads to another.

--Ernest Hemingway

 

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

--Mary Bly

 

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

--Joseph Wood Krutch

 

People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.

--Faith Resnick

 

There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.

--Anonymous

 

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.

-- Hippolyte Taine

 

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.

--Albert Schweitzer

 

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

--Anonymous

 

Time spent with cats is never wasted.

--Colette

 

It's a lot easier to let the cat out of the bag, then it is to put it back in.

-- Will Rogers

--Mark Twain, The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson

 

My cat knows the song in my heart, purring it back to me when my memory fails

--Unknown

 

The smallest feline is a masterpiece.

--Leonardo da Vinci

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